I would like to try something. I would like to write a story about nothing and everything. I would ask the help of anyone that wants to give it. I am going to start that story and leave it open. Please continue it in any direction and lets see what kind of randomness is created!
The year was 1972, I had just woken up from a long slumber but soon realized that the slumber of eight hours was actually five years. I am not the same person. Who am I? What am I doing on this floor? Who is this woman next to me? Dear god please be a dream........
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realizing it is not a dream I lay here wondering what caused this? Unforutnently I have no recollection of my last movements that got me to the floor. Looking to my left, I am thankful I dont with what is laying on my left arm....
ReplyDeleteWith the horrid taste of stale, imported beer and jagermeister still in my mouth, ever so carefully I attempted to slide my arm from underneath the woman's head. Discreetness was essential as I did not want to wake her and be face to face with the actions of the night I was sure to regret. Once I came to my feet I realized I had no pants, she had no pants, and the midget in the recliner was wearing a leather collar with spikes...
ReplyDeleteas I gathered my thoughts on the situation at hand I noticed the woman to my left wasn't a small woman. Had I been drugged? No way booze could have caused this much pain. Speaking of pain why does my ass hurt......
ReplyDeleteI removed the blanket from the ground to try and find my pants, and then I realized where my pain was coming from. The woman - the very, extremely large woman - was gripping a two sided sparkly dildo in her mammoth like hands. No...that couldn't have happened. Could it? I looked over to the recliner once again only to see the small man grinning a grin that indicated without a doubt in my mind that what I had feared had happened.
ReplyDeleteAfter piecing together the events of the night I had to get the hell out of that scene. I ran to my car half naked only to realize I was in a trailer park with no car. How the hell am I to get home. No way am I going back in there. Please someone help this poor soul.
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